I'm a Star Wars GEEK!

Yeah, you heard it right. I know all about Episode III and the movie isn't out yet. I have the final script on my palm, I have hyperspace and am a usual reader of T-Bone's Star Wars Universe and the Galatic Senate And even so I'll be exploding exitement when I finally see it on the theater. And I will do so on a Stormtrooper Armor. After years wanting and dreaming to be one I finally made it. It wasn't cheap, but I had the money and how to get it. Better yet, I knew how to get one of the best ones made in the world, one made by my friend Hermes Barreto III. All done in fiberglass, comes with boots, socks, straps, velcro and all that you'll ever need to use it. And it comes assembled, ready to use.

So coming May 19th, or sooner if the guys at Fox let us do a beneficent premier, there will I be. Clad in armor, among other Star Wars Geeks wearing costumes like me. Knowing all too well that the people that chuckle and laugh at us are really envious and wanting to be a Stormtrooper themselves. And, oh, yeah!, the fun and mayhem that we will raise at the mall will be imperial. Here are some things that are on my list:

• Organize the line for the premier. ( I'll blast any cutters into oblivion. )
  
• Police the lines at the Mc Donald's. ( Hey a stormtrooper gotta eat too, ey? )
  
• Take pics with any sentient form with a camera. ( It's all part of the Empire's plan. Seduce then exploit them. )
  
• Play with the kids. ( It's all about them, right? )
  
• Annoy the Cinemark's manager to a point where we'll have full control of the theater. ( Who needs Jedi Mind tricks? )
  
• Pose for more pics.
  
• Wave at the TV cammera and say "Hy Mom!".
  
• Hunt ewoks. ( Trooper Elmer Fudd? )
  
• Find a way to sit down wearing th costume.
  
• Watch the movie oh so many times.
  

I just wish my girlfriend wans't too embarassed to come with me so I could have some pics to post somewhere.